A staple food for the 21st century

I love Grape Nuts! I mean, I love all cereal, but grape nuts in particular. Like, if way in the future there were an anthropologist or historian for some reason examining my life/eating habits they might speak of me as such people now speak of people way back when saying,


The staple food of her diet appeared to be cereal, most notably Grape Nuts, bowls of which, on particularly rushed or extremely lazy days, were a substitute for meals. Said food was often accompanied with edamame (soy beans), apples, and a cultural phenomenon called PB & J, which means peanut butter and jelly, which our subject preferred to eat with crunchy peanut butter.
Our records show that the subject spent a year outside of her native habitat, where Grape Nuts were not a naturally occuring substance. She didn't show any particular signs of withdrawal, but rather adjusted well to the local staples of raw fish, marinated grilled meat and a phenomenon called Freshness Burger. After 8 months of relocation, however, a box of the cereal found its way to our subject's adopted habitat in the hands of two visitors and our subject once again became dependent on her former staple food, however small and dwindling its reserves were. At the present time our team is unable to determine the fate of our subject after she exhausted her supply of Grape Nuts.


*I will be making a real post soon - i'm working on an epic that should be up in a few days